10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown