10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer