10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester