10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.