10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.