10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen