10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.