10 Random Poker Quotes
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- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.