10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.