10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.