10 Random Poker Quotes

• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."