10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.