10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester