10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "No river, no fish."
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."