10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)