10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
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- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.