10 Random Poker Quotes

All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
in the poker game of life women are the rake
Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
Fook the floosh droo!
If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
Why not, when some because there are three.
The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)