10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo