10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."