10 Random Poker Quotes

• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.