10 Random Poker Quotes

• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"