10 Random Poker Quotes

• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio