10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Welcome to kicker school
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer