10 Random Poker Quotes

• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.