10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.