10 Random Poker Quotes

• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?