10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.