10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway