10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- It's Free To Fold...
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]