10 Random Poker Quotes

• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Poker is for loners.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.