10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo