10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• It's Free To Fold...
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves