10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Welcome to kicker school
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003