10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• It's Free To Fold...
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson