10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Poker is for loners.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!