10 Random Poker Quotes

• Welcome to kicker school
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.