10 Random Poker Quotes

• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• Fold and live to fold again
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]