10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it