10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway