10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Welcome to kicker school
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth