10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Fook the floosh droo!
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event