10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Welcome to kicker school
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986