10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "No river, no fish."
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from