10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'