10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson