10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.