10 Random Poker Quotes

• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.