10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.