10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Poker is for loners.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)