10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Those eggs smell delicious!